Do you remember that Miss/Mr.SmartyPants in the class who makes everyone else look stupid?? That stupid kid who says sooooo much for one simple question like “Wats ua name?” ?? The one who says “I am totally grounded” with the saddest face ever when he/she gets 98?? << BooHoo!!! >> The one who used to run after the teachers for the extra ‘quarter’ mark ?? The one who whispers “Yesssssss!!!” for each right answer while postmorteming the question paper after the exams?? The one who shouts out the answers for every question like it’s a race ??
You get me right ?! I mean that TOPPER KID (shabbaaa, oru valiya I came to the blog title !!) who annoys everyone and who always get the top grades.
Well, I was (underline this- ‘was’) once a topper in my class, MINUS all the geek part which I’ve mentioned.
THIRD YEAR CSE TOPPER : UMA UTHRA
Yesssss!!! I am showing off and bragging about :P This is the only thing which I can actually put scene about. Otherwise I am a VETHUVAETTU :P You can verify this with my friends !! I mean the topper crown part, not the vethuvaettu part, again its obvious anyway :P
Since I am not the nerd or geek kind, I exercised my full liberty of being a topper (read : acting like a good girl) in my entire third year and final year too. But miserably failing at times because its very difficult you know :D BETTER STAY GOOD THAN ACTING :D I knew the charms and evil spells of my TOPPER WAND by heart :P (little Hermione, but PURE EVIL :D ) << evil smile >> N
So what fun did I have???
v When my teacher asks me a question which falls under the perfect subject norm, I can kick ass. But how?! I confuse her with all the technical words mixed with ‘is’, ‘was’, ‘that’, ‘ by’, ‘the’ and ‘ifs’ put in grammatically correct places . What my teacher thinks – This girl knows a lot better than me !! What I think – Phewww, Thappichen da saami !! J
v In exam papers I need not write anything relevant or related to that subject. Just my name in the front page would do wonders << wink >>. Actually I just copy paste from the 1st internal exam for the 2nd one. We write our internals in booklets :P J
v My exam mantra since 3rd year has been ‘jumbled sentences’ always. Same sentence in four different grammatical format with four different technical words appended to each sentence would easily fetch me 2 marks. J
v When I don’t finish an assignment, the deadline gets extended to tomorrow irrespective of anyone or anything. J
v My teachers would never believe if I facebook during our lab hours (which I often do and did a lot ). Even if I put up a status like “I am facebooking in my OS lab”, it means that Uma’s® ID has been hacked by some bastard. I don’t have a clue. J
v Sometimes when I get caught during my daydreaming session(90 % attention to Rockstar Ranbir and 10 % attention in nodding) the scene goes like this.
Ma’m:Yes Uma,any doubt? (this is because Ranbir grabbed my 100% attention)
Me : Errrrrr, Yesssssss maaaaaaaaaam…That constant …….
Ma’m:Yes,That’s a good question. I was just wondering, why didn’t anyone notice that? BLAH BLAH BLAH…
Me : Naa dha questionae kekkaliyae ?!?! Anyway Mischief Managed K
v During my entire 5th sememster I’d managed to finish my lunch in the 3rd hour itself. No getting caught till date << theramasaali >>C
v When I come late to a class, its not because I was having fun with my friends or stuffing myself with canteen puffs n chicken rolls, Its because I was discussing my doubts with the last hour’s teacher. :P J
v When I feel drowsy and my eyelids do the butterfly kiss, its because I was sincerely preparing for my class exams that day for the whole night. My teacher would never believe that I was bitching about her & the damn exams till late night with my friend in gmail or I was drooling over Ranbir all night :P J
v The list may well go on…..
But being a topper has its own cons as well << sad >> D
v The teacher has this tendency to look at you constantly. You can neva send a text or have a chat L
v All the damn seminars will be kattified in your head L
v You can never close your eyes for more than a second. This is where my brilliance comes in really handy. I have mastered the art of sleeping with open eyes and with constant nodding at regular intervals J
Uffffffffffff, the post comes to an end here !!!
P.S : Comments of any sort on my ‘TOPPER AWARD’ are unwelcome !!
LOL what can I say!! Thoroughly enjoyed this post! :) What a sense of humour!! :D :D
ReplyDeleteI am ROFLing :D I was wondering, you have only mentioned the 3rd and 4th year. What about the 1st 2?? :P Topper Uma sema po! I wanna know your classmates kumural about your biased teachers :D Anyway super post! :) :) Keep them coming :) :)
thanks a looooooooot archana :P :P :D 1st and 2nd yearla i was really a good gal :P :P Topper ella TVL university people ah yemathi vaangunadhu :P EXTRA MARKS FOR GOOD HANDWRITING, I HAVE ONLY THAT GOOD HANDWRITING :) :p
DeleteLOL poor kavya! :D Good handwriting! yess that scores! :( Sadness!! :( Mine is terrible!
DeleteMy handwriting is the only thing which saves me from most disasters :P :P lol :P
DeleteOh i see :D
Deleteaiyoooooooo :P MOZZIES :P :P :P
Delete@SSN Do not spam my comment please!!
Deleteyeah, NO spammimg SSN :P :P
Deletekumuraluh?????????????????? me d most affected gurl cuz of tis stupid kid.... innamadee inda ulagam unna nambud....
ReplyDelete@kavya : thanks a lot again, you're a part of this post, you know that :) :) thanks for the ideas :P :) :P olagam is still nambifying us :P
Deletebut t was osummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... sema sema sema thousands of likess
ReplyDeletethanks a million :)
Deletehaha and i was the back bencher who was always being puished for not knowing the answers,and creating ruckus in class:p
ReplyDeletei never had the opputunity to enjoy in the last bench :P thanks a lot for reading and visiting :) :) :)
DeleteKAVYAVIN KUMURAL :::: aaaaaaaa about d asignment.. apdi eduwum nee vecha????? u remeber ma dbms assignment... its still wid u.. neeyu submit panala enayum vidala... varusham 3 aachu
ReplyDeleteMAHA JANANGALAE!!!!!! I'll neve forgot d day u jus kirikifyin n d desk instead of takin notes..cuz of ur laziness. apokooda dey din notic yuh... cuz UMA UTHRA the branded.. ivlo dan deeee.. ua game s over.. no OP adichifyin n TCS :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
@kavya : seri seri vidu :P DBMS assignment ah BOGI la koluthiten :P I was actually takin notes on ma desk yo know, for our juniors :P :P in TCS i'l be perfect :) :) I swear :)
DeleteTHERAMASAALI :P :D
ReplyDeletelaughed a lot :)
beautifully hustified....
you are a padipssssssssssss
Thanks a lot professor :D pudhu professor ah?!?!?! naa padips illa, TRUST ME :) :)
Deletede really nyc ......... u r always padippppssssssss
ReplyDeletethanks a lot de :) :) But dont call me padips again, you dont know the real story :P :P :P
DeleteWaahhhhh!!!! people still believe u ah?? i think itz high time i see ur teachers and reveal ur true colours:-)
ReplyDeleteremove twilight 4m ur bookshelf idiot:-)
ReplyDeleteya, i hate twilight, but i did read the book, so added in my shelf :P :P :P and ya, my teachers still believe me a li'l. Hope they dont read this :P :P thanks for visiting shab :)
Deleteoh wow Uma you are a smart gal!!!! hahah loved your antics! and wondering how would you look all that "innocent"!
ReplyDeletebtw, the first para i just loved it because for every question i could think of one name from my school days :DD
thanks a lot ma'm :) :) :) Every school has that "smart innocent" kid :P :P :P Thanks a lot for reading :)
Deletehey cute ....really yor wer open nd humour in yor blogz wit intrestin factz too....!!!!i enjoid wen i go tro yor lines tat you wer dreamin abt ranbir....tat rememba ma cllge dayz tat i was dreamin ma "emma watson" in fntasy land...!!!!! :P
ReplyDeleteunmya sonna ne oru chutti arivali ponu :P
Thanks anna :) :) emma watson?!?!? nee nadathu :P :P
DeleteLOL!:D:D
ReplyDeleteThis post is epic, never came across such a hilarious post!:D:D
I came across your blog for the first time, would surely love to pass by again:):)
Regards:)
-Your new follower:D :P
thanks a looot :) feeling so happie :) keep visiting :) :) I am following you back :)
Deleteenjoyed this post...hope to come back again :)
ReplyDeleteGLAD THAT YOU ENJOYED IT :) thanks for reading :)
ReplyDeleteLOL.. Enjoyed reading it.. I've a friend who has this amazing skill of sleeping in a class eyes closed(dn't get caught because of the spects)and take down notes in his sleep.
ReplyDeletethanks a looot for reading :) :) Glad that you enjoyed this post :) Btw I do take down notes on my desk in my sleep :P :P :P
Deletei think that every one can relate to this post.
ReplyDeletewell we people used to tease toppers so much that sometime toppers used to pray"please god not this time.i don't want to be topper any more...:)"
refreshing post..
hahaha :P :P Being a topper was total fun :) :) thanks a lot for visiting and reading :)
DeleteThis was interesting one:)
ReplyDeleteThanks a million sir :) :)
Deletehaha..I had fun reading..
ReplyDeletefacebooking while in class *high five* (same here!)
*hi five* thanks a lot for reading clai :)
DeleteAwesome post .Smiling ear to ear :). You have such a refreshing way of writing !
ReplyDeleteFollowing your blog.
Care to follow back?
sure and thanks a lot for stopping by and reading :) :) :)
DeleteI usually tried to keep a low profile in class. But when I wanted to be, I could be a topper. I only did it when I knew it would annoy someone who I wanted to annoy. =)
ReplyDeletehahaha, thats funny :) :P When someone becomes the topper it always irritates a few :P Thanks for reading :)
DeleteAnother topper right here! i love making the teachers second guess hemselves ;) great blog, definately following!
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thanks and i did follow back :)
DeleteSuperb!!!! enjoyed it every word... really different from other conventional blogs... tanglish and all makes it different...i'm a BIG FAN of U now......
ReplyDeleteNice post! Sat back and enjoyed!!
ReplyDeletethanks a lot for reading :) really glad :)
DeleteMy experience on being a topper: I can be absent in class and the teacher totally understands.
ReplyDeleteNice post. I mean, wow, I can never do that - sleep with my eyes open. But I can nod in the intervals to make my teacher feel like I'm interested.
ofcourse that happens :) i forgot to add that :P thanks for reminding :) btw thanks a lot for stopping by :) :)
Deletewow...nice post ya...enjoyed it;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my blog and being a member....and well u earn yourself one...:)
thanks a lot :) yours is a great blog :) thanks again for following me back :)
DeleteLOL!!!! ha ha ha ha ...fun packed post!!! :D Love it!
ReplyDeleteOn your blog for the first time!! :)Your newest follower and regular visitor too :)!!
thanks a lotttttttttttttttt :) :) :D sooooo glad for following me:)
DeleteOkay fine I wont comment on it!
ReplyDeletehahah, if you dont comment, who will comment then?!?! :P anyway thanks a lot for reading till the end rupertt :)
Deletenow that's called buttering up dear!
DeleteOfcourse, but your comment means a lot to me :) :) You tagged me for the first time even when we hardly had any acquaintance :)So will never forget that :)
ReplyDeletei think i better revel these secrets of yours to your teachers :P
ReplyDeletehahaha, my college life is gonna end in a month you know :P :P :P btw thanks for reading and visiting :)
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ReplyDeleteyeah, actually very long :( I'm trying to write, but nothing funny comes up :P :P I'l post something soon ma'm :) :)
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