1 Don’t tell her who is hot.
WHY ???
Actually she doesn’t care and you can notice the expression of “aama, evan periya salman khan !! you ugly piglet ”. :P
2 Don’t say your favourite brand of beer and blah blah blah even if she asks.
WHY ???
A REAL TIME SITUATION ( This is only for the tubelights :P I assume most guys are so, so please continue reading :P)
V : Yo drink ?
M : Nope, not at all.
V : Waaaat ??? Yo dun drink ?? Dats weird !!
M : Jus occasionally, mayb a peg o something.
V : Huh ?? Yo mus b a nerd !!?? I’ve seen guys downin bottles of beers jus lyk dat. Dats cool.
M : Not really.. I’ve been drinkin fa quite sum tym now, actually a lot and I can hold it beta dan most guys yo kno.
V : Dats cool. <<Bloody drunkard >> (This is her mind voice, mind the font)
M : Actually I can finish a bottle of vodka in a minute o two.
V : Really ??? <<Chiiii, kudigaaran >>
M : My favorit brand s XXXX, d strongest alcohol yo kno and blah blah blah !!
V : Hmmmmmm, cool <<Okay now, You are busted>>
I hope you got the answer for the ‘WHY’ from her mind voice. :P
P.S 1 : Sorry, I forgot about the V and M.
*V - Venusians
*M - Marsians
P.S 2 : Tubelight Guys :P
3 After a looooooooooooooong chat (Count the number of ‘o’s to determine the number of days that they’ve been chatting, …………………… Done counting??? Ok, now carry on reading) don’t ask her if she has a boyfriend.
WHY ???
If she has one, she wouldn’t be talking with you.(Except for a few exceptions :P) But that doesn’t mean you have a chance :P
4 Don’t just say “good” when she asks “Hw do I luk todae??”. Three or more adjectives would help than your blunt stupid “good” :P
WHY ???
A girl could do with a little more of a compliment.
For Example : “Dat mascara, grt !!!, if nly luks cud kill”
WOW!!, Now that is something. Bonus points if you can elaborate. May be extra XOXOXOX kedaikalaam :P
5 Don’t describe anything good about any girl especially KATRINA.
WHY ???
You wanna hear all those honey-coated sarcasm-hidden words?? Go on then
PS : No more sweet talks or smses atleast for a day or two :P
Wanna hear her mind voice?? Here you go <<vena avalayae poi kattiko>>
6 You wanna impress a girl?? Please don’t start with your ‘ONCE UPON A TIME’ love failure.
WHY ???
A girl knows what’ll happen next. << adhutha proposal enaku dhaan>> Miss. SHE logged out forever :P
7 Don’t talk about your number of girlfriends to show off your ‘MANMADHAN’ tag in front of your girlfriend.
WHY ???
Pigs dhaa pathu + girlfriends vachrukum, Singham single ah dhaa irukum. Girls obviously prefer SING(LE)AMS :P
8 Don’t ever show off with your vetti scenes.
For example : When she says, “I luv Yuvan’s music” , please don’t start like “Hmmmmmmm, I usually listen to Lady Gaga & JB. But Britney & Selena are ma fav yu kno. Sometimes its Taylor Swift fa me, She’s also gud blah blah blah…. ”
WHY ???
Listen to her mind voice << poduradhu ennavo ‘nandhi mark’ ah irundaalum, buildup ennavo ‘jockey’ range ku kudukudhu paaru !!!>>
Hope you got it !! :P
9 Cars and Bikes !!! Well, get a costliest one for her. But long, boring, elaborate explanations about anything on wheels ??? Definitely NO !!
WHY ???
Girls don’t understand (atleast most girls) and they don’t give a damn about mileage or suspension or power steering or whatever. :P
10 Don’t tease your friend in front of your girlfriend.
WHY ???
Sirichu sirichae unga friendshipla fire ah vachu koluthitu poiduvaa. After that No friends, No booze parties, No bachelor nights out , etc NOs.
11 You think this list is gonna go on?? No, It ends here :P
Final P.S : The writer (ofcourse that’s me !!) is a girl, So guys please HEED !!!
